My Tough Guy Neighbor Ain't Nothing To Fuck With

Dear Constant Reader,

My neighbor is a pig.
He's a nice guy, but he's a pig.
I've noticed that he's taken to simply leaving piles of his truck accessories at the end of his driveway, and making anybody who visits him drive around the fucking things to park.
They've even started using our driveway!
I went over to talk to him about it, and he told me to eat shit.
Yum!

Arthur
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