Norad Santa Tracker

Dear Constant Reader,

The Norad Santa Tracker is a great way for you, and your spoiled brats to follow this fictional tubby ass around the world and let your kids know how soon they'll be able to learn the real meaning of Christmas: They'll get gifts for doing nothing.
We all know that Christians made up Jesus' birthday so that they could take away a holiday from the Pagans, and that should be enough proof that Christianity is a giant ass fraud.
If you have to steal the birthday of your savior from the calendar of another religion (so apparently "Thou Shalt Not Steal" is merely a suggestion?) this should be clue number one that you're believing bullshit.
Merry Fucking Christmas.

Arthur
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