Diamonds Are A Sisters Best Friend

Saturday, October 20, 2007

Dear Constant Reader,

My mother has several diamond rings that she is attempting to give away, and I'm trying to convince her to keep them.
They are old family heirlooms that cannot be replaced, but she doesn't want them and refuses to listen to any argument on the matter.
The real problem (from my perspective) is that she wants to give them to my sister. What?!
Why on God's green earth would she wanted to get them into my sisters hands?
I asked her if I could have them, but she insists that my sister has a better use for them. What possible use would my sister have for them? I don't know, but my guess is that she'll probably sell the fucking things.

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