But Why?

Dear Constant Reader,

I'm sure that most Penn State football fans are level-headed, but I'm also sure that most of them are in need of some serious variety of therapy.
Oh, who am I kidding?
The enjoyment of sports are for illiterate, backwoods idiots who wouldn't known Puccini from their assholes.
I recently got a spam that's advertising a football book (about Penn), and found it less understandable than the Nigerian scam emails that I can't seem to stop getting. The author of this thing was clearly a frothing football fan, and didn't care how silly he was making himself sound.

Oh, and who's Puccini?



P.S.
Puccini isn't the name of the woman who's singing.

Arthur
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