Um ... How About No?

Wednesday, September 12, 2007

Dear Constant Readers,

I hate kids, and I would rather be eaten by squirrels than be around them.
My friend has asked me to babysit for her, and she even brought over one of those RC airplanes that you build yourself so that I'd have something to do with her snot-nose.
I told her that I wasn't feeling well today, and referred her to another friend of ours who absolutely adores the shit balls that children are.
She got upset, but I'm not really in the mood to care about that today.
I have tons of better things that I could be doing instead of making sure that something that fell out of my friend doesn't eat a bottle of paste.

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Blueyes said...

you should've done it just for the chance to keep the plane. those things are fun until they break.