Dear Constant Reader,
I am so craving a giant glass of lukewarm progesterone more than you will ever know.
I'm pretty sure that I'm turning into a woman ever since I found out I had a yeast infection, and I figure I should probably just go all the way.
It's time for me to lop off the nutsack, grow boobs and get moody at the drop of a hat.
You women are probably going to hate me for that, but you know perfectly well that a chick can become a nightmare over the stupidest little thing. That's why I wanna be one.
I figure I'll then be able to get cranky with people, and they won't even bat an eyelash.
Arthur 
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Chicks With Ticks
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Posted by wewerethecoolkids at 11:43 PM
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1 comments:
ewww ewww ewwwwwwwwww... damn I was really starting to get into your posts into I read this one about the infection.. eww..
*green-faced pogo emoticon inserted here - you know the one!!*
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