You could try ...

Dear Constant Reader,

Ever tried to (out of curiosity) tried to ram a large, cumbersome object up your ass? I kinda wish that I hadn't tried sticking this particular object up my ass last night, but I had been drinking and the woman dared me.
Ouch.

Arthur
-
Technorati Tags: [Why] [Is] [Life] [So] [Hard]
-