Christian Bale Talks About "The Dark Knight"

Dear Constant Reader,

This interview is a real treat for fans of these whacky comic book films.

WWTCK:
Thank you for joining us.

CB:
You're welcome.

WWTCK:
Is it terribly time consuming being "The Dark Knight"?

CB:
You mean making the movies?

WWTCK:
What movies?

CB:
The "Batman" movies?

WWTCK:
You've made movies?

CB:
Pardon?

WWTCK:
Fighting crime isn't sufficient?

CB:
I um-

WWTCK:
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In the age of global warming, don't you think it would be friendlier for our suffering environment to drive something other than the Batmobile?

CB:
It's not real.

WWTCK:
Don't try to tell me that global warming isn't real.

CB:
I mean the Batmobile

WWTCK:
What about the Batmobile?

CB:
In the movie.

WWTCK:
What movie?

CB:
I don't think this is-

WWTCK:
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You've had relationships with a lot of women.

CB:
Who?

WWTCK:
You.

CB:
Not really.

WWTCK:
We here would've loved to have boned Vickie Vale. Does she do anal?

CB:
Um, Kim Basinger?

WWTCK:
Kim Basinger does anal?

CB:
I-

WWTCK:
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Wow.

CB:
You do know who I am right?

WWTCK:
Of course.

CB:
You know I'm Christian Bale, right?

WWTCK:
Who?

CB:
"American Psycho"?

WWTCK:
Great film. I keep copies of the book by my toilet to wipe my ass, but the movie was great.

CB:
I'm not Batman.

WWTCK:
What's Batman?

CB:
Wait, what?

WWTCK:
I really appreciate the time you took to sit down with us today. Thank you, Superman.

CB:
Wait a second-

WWTCK:
(interrupting)
Thanks.

Arthur
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