Christopher Nolan Talks About "The Dark Knight"

Dear Constant Reader,

It's awesome interview time!
Today, WWTCK sits down with the director of "The Dark Knight", Christopher Nolan.

WWTCK:
Thank you for being here today.

CN:
You're very welcome.

WWTCK:
Heath Ledger.

CN:
Yes?

WWTCK:
Really dead or just a publicity stunt?

CN:
What?

WWTCK:
I'd have totally fucked him.

CN:
I really-

WWTCK:
(interrupting) Maggie Gyllenhaal. Talented actress, or fugly?

CN:
I um ... she's very talented.

WWTCK:
We all know that Michael Caine is British, so he must have a taste for small boys. How many cub scouts does the man who plays Alfred go through in a day?

CN:
Where did you say you were from again?

WWTCK:
How did you keep Morgan Freeman away from the craft service watermelon and chicken?

CN:
I don't-

WWTCK:
(whispered) He's a negro.

CN:
Pardon?

WWTCK:
Julia Robert's older, fatter, balder brother is in your film. Did the stench of her money, and his failure cause any disruptions on the set?

CN:
I think we're done.

Arthur
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A very bad, and sexy ad.

Dear Constant Reader,



Are women property?
We already know that the answer is a resounding "Yes!" because Jesus tells us so. And what happens when we don't listen to Jesus? We get killed.
The next time that I see this ad, I'm totally gonna buy myself a Brazillian bitch.

Arthur
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I Wonder+For Tom And Angel

Dear Constant Reader,

I wonder -since he's so into cars- if my roomie would like me to sneak into his room, and sodomize him with a steering rack?
I feel far more safe having nasty thoughts about this cocksucker since I found out that I'm moving into my own riverside apartment.
Tom, Angel? I smell a vacation for you guys.
Oh and Tom, Angel? I'll be back on Skype when I move into my new place, so we can rekindle our hot, steamy threesome.

Arthur
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Oh what a wondrous sight.

Dear Constant Reader,

Flash memory has allowed me to hang a photo over my desk that I will never forget.
We know that my roommate is a Nazi cocksucker (I have total proof of this), and now I have a framed photo of him falling down the stairs that hangs over my desk.
It rocks to enjoy his painful suffering.
Needless to say, the photo comes down when he's around.

Arthur
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Camp and moving back to Selkirk

Dear Constant Reader,

I'm going to be a camp cook this week ... at a Baptist summer camp.
Que?
I'm perfectly sober, and have a sudden urge to babysit a bunch of idiot kids struggling with natural acne treatments that Jesus would completely approve of.
I'll be gone for a week, and then I'll be moving back to Selkirk. WOO!
I'm finally getting away from this crazy fucker!
Now I can masturbate without having to listen to people talking to Jesus.

Arthur
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Psychology class explores paranormal phenomenon - Lagniappe

Psychology class explores paranormal phenomenon - Lagniappe

Riding The Treadmill To Poon Town

Dear Constant Reader,

I've not been home alot, but I've been getting far more pieces of ass than I should be allowed to. Barely legal college pussy is the best isn't it?
I don't intend to leave the treadmill to poon town anytime soon, and I hope it never stops.
Now, I'm going to go rub some cream on my rash and get back to the fucking.

Arthur
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Taking It Up The Basket

Dear Constant Reader,

Long time no talk, right?
I've been busy with school, and getting settled into my own place so I've not had much time to be online. Tom? Angel? I will be hooking up with you guys soon. Don't worry about me.
Ever since finding a place and finishing school, I've been getting a whole shitload of these wonderful little gift baskets from folks featuring all sorts of really neat shit.
It's nice to have people who care enough to send the very best ... or something like that.

Arthur
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