I've been looking for

Dear Constant Reader,

I've been looking for the best buy in a new television set.
Apparently, my sister is a whore who sold my TV, and now I'm forced to shop for a new one. My mother is an even bigger whore, but she's a whore that I still love. Okay, now that we've established that I love (some) whores, we can move on ...

Arthur
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