It Truly Is A Shame

Dear Constant Reader,

It truly is a shame that none of the exercise equipment in this home is tiny enough to throw at the lughead that uses it.
The only positive thing I can say about this person is that I still get far more pussy than he does.
You do realize that I'm not bragging, right?
I rule!

Arthur
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