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Saturday, March 22, 2008

Dear Constant Reader,

The same abusive asshole that throws shit also buys me presents.
I suspect he'll probably want his dick sucked (sooner than letter) for these things, but I'll let him throw whatever the fuck he wants if he continues to buy me cool shit like my new Patek Aquanaut.
I sure would suck his dick for a DVD player!
Does this make me bad?

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