Sunday, July 12, 2009

Dear Constant Reader,

Are you trying to remove blackheads because people around you are attempting to flee your general area?

I'm sure that they're not saying that you're ugly, but you probably think you are and that's okay. Blackheads are particularly nasty things, but they can be successfully dealt with.

For the love of God, seek help! Stop scaring the neighborhood with those heinous growths of utter hideousosity. Hey, I made up a new word. I rule ... and I don't have blackheads terrorizing my friends and family.

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