I just wanted to blow a load

Dear Constant Reader,

I was supposed to have a "date" last night, but she ended up not showing. All it was going to be was a quick romp in the sack, but I'm still pissed off about the whole thing. I really needed that romp in the sack. I guess it's off to plan B. Can someone hand me a moist towel?

Arthur
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