Mesothelioma: Get Help

Dear Constant Reader,

Mesothelioma is not a laughing matter, and you are not alone in the world if you are a victim or know someone who is.
There are plenty of mesothelioma resources out there and you can learn to deal with it.
I like to make a lot of jokes, but now I have nothing funny to say.

Arthur
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There's A Naked Man Standing In Honor Hold

Dear Constant Readers,

The world is full of people who need to be tranquilized and then beaten to death with a baseball bat. Or maybe just the first thing.
The point is that there is a naked player (name: Morunce) standing in the Inn at Honor Hold. He's been standing there for hours. Either he's waiting for someone to blow him, or he believes that standing around naked is Warcraft. Dunno.

Arthur
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You Don't Eat, You Don't Need ...

Dear Constant Reader,

I'm starving myself, and I love it!
I do eat, but just not as much as I used to. It's showing.
Is it possible that World Of Warcraft is actually a sophisticated kind of exercise equipment?

Oh, and I started babysitting a dog I said I wasn't going to babysit anymore. I guess that's what happens when a neighbor finds you doing things to a turtle. Or something like that.

Only 3 more hours till I can return the dog to his un-natural habitat. Guilt sucks.

Arthur
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Don't Mess With The Bull, Young Man.

Dear Constant Reader,

I am God.
Oh, not in that crazy Charles Manson kinda way.
My Death Knight is God.
This motherfucker can clear out a room in seconds, and still have time to eat a delicious mushroom.
I can't wait for my next run through battlegrounds.
Watch out, motherfuckers!

Arthur
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I just wanted to blow a load

Dear Constant Reader,

I was supposed to have a "date" last night, but she ended up not showing. All it was going to be was a quick romp in the sack, but I'm still pissed off about the whole thing. I really needed that romp in the sack. I guess it's off to plan B. Can someone hand me a moist towel?

Arthur
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My Neighbors

Dear Constant Reader,

*popping a Lipovox*

I don't know why I need to take these things when my neighbors are quite capable of making me throw-up.
I'm not sure if I mentioned the fact that I live in a building full of people with so many issues they could be a magazine, but it's true. These people need the kind of help only pills and a sound beating could solve.

How did I end up living in a nuthouse?

Arthur
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Death Knights

Dear Constant Reader,

This very well may turn into a World Of Warcraft themed blog. Do you have a problem with that? I knew you wouldn't.
I'd like to say how much I'm enjoying being a Death Knight. I'm about ready to suicide my level 62 Hunter because I don't think I'll ever play the thing again. There's just way too much fun to be had with the DK.
Someone did suggest that I keep my Hunter as a pack mule/gatherer of sorts. Perhaps.
And perhaps World Of Warcraft is the best game ever made ... ever.

Arthur
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So I sometimes take a break

Dear Constant Reader,

I've been incredibly busy (if that's even the right term for this) playing World Of Warcraft. I'm ADDICTED to this friggen thing.
I've probably promised that I would post more, but I'm afraid that I haven't been able to keep that promise because of this stupid game. Oh, why me?
The good thing that can be said is that this game is an amazing fat burner. I spend more time chain smoking, and drinking coffee than actually eating.
Did I mention I now have a Death Knight? Chrissake.

Arthur
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