What I'd Like To Do

Dear Constant Reader,

There's nothing that I would love to do more than to shove my accountants gold watch directly up his ass.
I may sound cruel, but you'd agree if you knew what he's been up to with my money.
Nothing illegal, but still.
I would love to watch him try to shit a gold watch.
Actually, I'd love to watch anyone attempt that particular feat.
Is shitting gold watches hard to do?


Arthur
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