Pop It, And Stop It

Dear Constant Reader,

Oh, how much easier it would be to simply pop a Fenphedra, and have all the frustrating pounds just slip from my frame.
I guess I should probably get back to playing WOW, and ignoring the fact that I'm turning into a hippo ... again.

Arthur
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Mesothelioma: Get Help

Dear Constant Reader,

Mesothelioma is not a laughing matter, and you are not alone in the world if you are a victim or know someone who is.
There are plenty of mesothelioma resources out there and you can learn to deal with it.
I like to make a lot of jokes, but now I have nothing funny to say.

Arthur
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There's A Naked Man Standing In Honor Hold

Dear Constant Readers,

The world is full of people who need to be tranquilized and then beaten to death with a baseball bat. Or maybe just the first thing.
The point is that there is a naked player (name: Morunce) standing in the Inn at Honor Hold. He's been standing there for hours. Either he's waiting for someone to blow him, or he believes that standing around naked is Warcraft. Dunno.

Arthur
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You Don't Eat, You Don't Need ...

Dear Constant Reader,

I'm starving myself, and I love it!
I do eat, but just not as much as I used to. It's showing.
Is it possible that World Of Warcraft is actually a sophisticated kind of exercise equipment?

Oh, and I started babysitting a dog I said I wasn't going to babysit anymore. I guess that's what happens when a neighbor finds you doing things to a turtle. Or something like that.

Only 3 more hours till I can return the dog to his un-natural habitat. Guilt sucks.

Arthur
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Don't Mess With The Bull, Young Man.

Dear Constant Reader,

I am God.
Oh, not in that crazy Charles Manson kinda way.
My Death Knight is God.
This motherfucker can clear out a room in seconds, and still have time to eat a delicious mushroom.
I can't wait for my next run through battlegrounds.
Watch out, motherfuckers!

Arthur
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I just wanted to blow a load

Dear Constant Reader,

I was supposed to have a "date" last night, but she ended up not showing. All it was going to be was a quick romp in the sack, but I'm still pissed off about the whole thing. I really needed that romp in the sack. I guess it's off to plan B. Can someone hand me a moist towel?

Arthur
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My Neighbors

Dear Constant Reader,

*popping a Lipovox*

I don't know why I need to take these things when my neighbors are quite capable of making me throw-up.
I'm not sure if I mentioned the fact that I live in a building full of people with so many issues they could be a magazine, but it's true. These people need the kind of help only pills and a sound beating could solve.

How did I end up living in a nuthouse?

Arthur
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Death Knights

Dear Constant Reader,

This very well may turn into a World Of Warcraft themed blog. Do you have a problem with that? I knew you wouldn't.
I'd like to say how much I'm enjoying being a Death Knight. I'm about ready to suicide my level 62 Hunter because I don't think I'll ever play the thing again. There's just way too much fun to be had with the DK.
Someone did suggest that I keep my Hunter as a pack mule/gatherer of sorts. Perhaps.
And perhaps World Of Warcraft is the best game ever made ... ever.

Arthur
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So I sometimes take a break

Dear Constant Reader,

I've been incredibly busy (if that's even the right term for this) playing World Of Warcraft. I'm ADDICTED to this friggen thing.
I've probably promised that I would post more, but I'm afraid that I haven't been able to keep that promise because of this stupid game. Oh, why me?
The good thing that can be said is that this game is an amazing fat burner. I spend more time chain smoking, and drinking coffee than actually eating.
Did I mention I now have a Death Knight? Chrissake.

Arthur
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I wish I could sleep

Dear Constant Reader,

Can I write a post in 2 minutes?
Sure!

I wish I could curl up in my crib bedding, suck on a bottle and not have to be in class today.
Today's agenda is really simple :

- School (1 minute till class AH!)
- Home = Several long hours of "World Of Warcraft"
- More "World Of Warcraft"
- More "World Of Warcraft"
- Babysitting a dog, and playing More "World Of Warcraft"
- Even more "World Of Warcraft"

That's a heck of a life isn't it?
Okay leaving the PA puter. Seeya.

Arthur
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Oh No

Dear Constant Reader,

Waiting for class to start, so ...

I'm playing World Of Warcraft again, and I can't get enough of this. Thank God I have a real life, or I'd never leave the thing.
Real life is completely my health insurance though. It keeps me from getting overly bored.

Arthur
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Joy To The Sun

Dear Constant Reader,

There are more than a few of my neighbors that will soon be off for their Orlando vacations, while I'm stuck at home. Work/school, work/school, work/school. Doesn't the repetitious drudgery ever end? When do I get the chance to kick up my heels, and have some friggen fun? I guess there's always next year!

Arthur
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Zack And Miri Make A Porno: Red Band Trailer

Dear Constant Reader,

Only one more day till "Zack And Miri Make A Porno"! I can't fucking wait!



Arthur
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You take the good, you take the bad ...

Dear Constant Reader,

I'd love to stuff a Ju Ju Be up my nose, put on a tinfoil hat and run up and down the hallways naked.
Would that make me crazy?
Sometimes, I wish I could just crawl into a huge bag of nuts, and not crawl out for a very long time.

Arthur
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People who ...

Dear Constant Reader,

People who live in dollhouses shouldn't throw little Lego tables.
The manager of my building is constantly on all of us about the most meaningless, mindless shit and I wonder if she has a life.
She needs to pull her head from her nasty place, and let her rent paying tenants get on with their life.

Arthur
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John Walsh Is A Douchebag

Dear Constant Reader,

The man whose child was murdered, and got a show out of it was on TV today talking about the Jennifer Hudson tragedy.

TV Person:
So tell us something that the media isn't telling us about this tragedy?

Jackass Walsh:
The police are working very hard, and the crime scene is locked off from the public?

Wow!
Really?!
We didn't know that?!
Holy shit!

Arthur
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So, yeah I'll try this ...

Dear Constant Reader,

So, I'm going to be giving alli a try and see if that helps with my elephantine ass.
At this point, I'm entirely willing to try absolutely anything that I can. If this doesn't help, I'll try chopping off my head. That should take off at least 10 pounds, right?

Arthur
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Whosa Mah Lah

Dear Constant Reader,

In just a few days, I will have high speed internet again. This means that I can finally start playing World Of Warcraft again, AND I can give up on school to create the most awesome fucking character ever.
I love HIGH SPEED INTERNET!

Arthur
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One of these days ...

Dear Constant Reader,

One of these days, I'm going to be one of those men in an expensive suit and one of those fancy silk ties.
School continues to thrum forward, and I couldn't be more happy.
I only wish that my Canadian History teach wasn't such an incredible douchebag. I guess I can't have everything.

Arthur
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