From thing to thing

Dear Constant Readers,

I've been moving from one ridiculous obsession to the next and my latest thing is: "Inside The Actors" studio.

They have the worst of guests (Jennifer Lopez, Sylvester Stallone) and the best of them (Kevin Spacey, Robert DeNiro) and I can't stop watching episode after episode. I'm currently watching the John Travolta one. Brilliant stuff.

- Part 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uXouygSy6fo&feature=channel_page

Arthur
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Pleeeeease shut up

Dear Constant Reader,

If I have to listen to one more person thanking "God" or "Jesus" for something that has happened in their life, I think I'm going to fucking puke.

God doesn't give a rats ass about you, so please shut up about your magical sky daddy.

For Christ Sake!

Arthur
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His name is Jim

Dear Constant Reader,

The man that I go to the movies with (stop snickering) has a lot of office furniture in his apartment and I'm wondering what on earth he could be doing with it all?

He doesn't have any real "house" or "apartment" type furniture and there is something strange in that don't you think?

Perhaps he just enjoys making himself feel more important than he actually is, but isn't that the case for all of us?

Arthur
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How Is He Doing?

Dear Constant Reader,

I've not been keeping up on the news lately and I'm kind of wondering how the US is doing with their new President? No major screw-up's yet?

I'm honestly shocked that the US voted him in, but I do wonder what's really going on. There goes that electrical fire in my brain again.

Arthur
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Thankfully it's a short month

Dear Constant Reader,

I've been noticing that my bills have been chasing me down, and I'm thankful that it's a very short month. Payday is closer than it usually is and I couldn't be more relieved.

I probably shouldn't have spent that 30 bucks on a 60 day WoW membership, but I guess I can't do anything about that now, right?

I'm not even playing the goddamn game!

Arthur
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Avoiding WOW

Dear Constant Reader,

I've been avoid "World of Warcraft" because it's been affecting my ability to get any of my important school work. I'm not going to allow a silly game to affect my education, and cannot understand how anybody else would do the same to themselves.

The problem is that I'm now addicted to watching full seasons of "The Mole". Sigh. Perhaps if I rip the tv stand out from under the tv, and beat the television to death?

I seem to be more than capable of hopping from one addiction to another, but I guess I would rather watch "The Mole" instead of beating ogres to death.

Arthur
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Over and over again ...

Dear Constant Reader,

I've finally gotten through 4 seasons of the ABC reality show "The Mole". Seasons 1,2,3 and 5. Oh, I do hope that they're eventually going to bring back this show. And bring back Anderson Cooper to host it.

Am I the only one who's completely tired of the stupid reality shows that are littering the television landscape? Let's hope "The Mole" returns, and gives us thinkers something to think about.

Arthur
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Pop It, And Stop It

Dear Constant Reader,

Oh, how much easier it would be to simply pop a Fenphedra, and have all the frustrating pounds just slip from my frame.
I guess I should probably get back to playing WOW, and ignoring the fact that I'm turning into a hippo ... again.

Arthur
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Mesothelioma: Get Help

Dear Constant Reader,

Mesothelioma is not a laughing matter, and you are not alone in the world if you are a victim or know someone who is.
There are plenty of mesothelioma resources out there and you can learn to deal with it.
I like to make a lot of jokes, but now I have nothing funny to say.

Arthur
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There's A Naked Man Standing In Honor Hold

Dear Constant Readers,

The world is full of people who need to be tranquilized and then beaten to death with a baseball bat. Or maybe just the first thing.
The point is that there is a naked player (name: Morunce) standing in the Inn at Honor Hold. He's been standing there for hours. Either he's waiting for someone to blow him, or he believes that standing around naked is Warcraft. Dunno.

Arthur
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You Don't Eat, You Don't Need ...

Dear Constant Reader,

I'm starving myself, and I love it!
I do eat, but just not as much as I used to. It's showing.
Is it possible that World Of Warcraft is actually a sophisticated kind of exercise equipment?

Oh, and I started babysitting a dog I said I wasn't going to babysit anymore. I guess that's what happens when a neighbor finds you doing things to a turtle. Or something like that.

Only 3 more hours till I can return the dog to his un-natural habitat. Guilt sucks.

Arthur
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Don't Mess With The Bull, Young Man.

Dear Constant Reader,

I am God.
Oh, not in that crazy Charles Manson kinda way.
My Death Knight is God.
This motherfucker can clear out a room in seconds, and still have time to eat a delicious mushroom.
I can't wait for my next run through battlegrounds.
Watch out, motherfuckers!

Arthur
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I just wanted to blow a load

Dear Constant Reader,

I was supposed to have a "date" last night, but she ended up not showing. All it was going to be was a quick romp in the sack, but I'm still pissed off about the whole thing. I really needed that romp in the sack. I guess it's off to plan B. Can someone hand me a moist towel?

Arthur
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My Neighbors

Dear Constant Reader,

*popping a Lipovox*

I don't know why I need to take these things when my neighbors are quite capable of making me throw-up.
I'm not sure if I mentioned the fact that I live in a building full of people with so many issues they could be a magazine, but it's true. These people need the kind of help only pills and a sound beating could solve.

How did I end up living in a nuthouse?

Arthur
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Death Knights

Dear Constant Reader,

This very well may turn into a World Of Warcraft themed blog. Do you have a problem with that? I knew you wouldn't.
I'd like to say how much I'm enjoying being a Death Knight. I'm about ready to suicide my level 62 Hunter because I don't think I'll ever play the thing again. There's just way too much fun to be had with the DK.
Someone did suggest that I keep my Hunter as a pack mule/gatherer of sorts. Perhaps.
And perhaps World Of Warcraft is the best game ever made ... ever.

Arthur
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So I sometimes take a break

Dear Constant Reader,

I've been incredibly busy (if that's even the right term for this) playing World Of Warcraft. I'm ADDICTED to this friggen thing.
I've probably promised that I would post more, but I'm afraid that I haven't been able to keep that promise because of this stupid game. Oh, why me?
The good thing that can be said is that this game is an amazing fat burner. I spend more time chain smoking, and drinking coffee than actually eating.
Did I mention I now have a Death Knight? Chrissake.

Arthur
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I wish I could sleep

Dear Constant Reader,

Can I write a post in 2 minutes?
Sure!

I wish I could curl up in my crib bedding, suck on a bottle and not have to be in class today.
Today's agenda is really simple :

- School (1 minute till class AH!)
- Home = Several long hours of "World Of Warcraft"
- More "World Of Warcraft"
- More "World Of Warcraft"
- Babysitting a dog, and playing More "World Of Warcraft"
- Even more "World Of Warcraft"

That's a heck of a life isn't it?
Okay leaving the PA puter. Seeya.

Arthur
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Oh No

Dear Constant Reader,

Waiting for class to start, so ...

I'm playing World Of Warcraft again, and I can't get enough of this. Thank God I have a real life, or I'd never leave the thing.
Real life is completely my health insurance though. It keeps me from getting overly bored.

Arthur
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Joy To The Sun

Dear Constant Reader,

There are more than a few of my neighbors that will soon be off for their Orlando vacations, while I'm stuck at home. Work/school, work/school, work/school. Doesn't the repetitious drudgery ever end? When do I get the chance to kick up my heels, and have some friggen fun? I guess there's always next year!

Arthur
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