For Once I'm Not Being A Bullshit Artist

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Dear Constant Reader,

The asshead that I'm living with actually has these fucking Hansgrohe faucets in his house, and I think he worships them more than he worships his fictional Jesus boogie-man.
Doesn't the bible say something about not giving adoration to thine plumbing?
Something like that.
I'm supposed to go to guitar lessons tonight, but I think I'll just stay home and jerk off into the asshole's denture cup.

Arthur
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