Broken Toe ... Really.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Dear Constant Reader,

Today I helped a non-Baptist friend of mine install a tv wall mount and ended up breaking a goddamned, fucking toe.
Okay, I didn't actually install anything.
I'm merely just making shit up.
However, I did break a toe falling over a dog.
I need a fucking drink to go with these festive painkillers that I obtained at the hospital.

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