Beating My Caretaker To Death

Thursday, August 23, 2007

Dear Constant Reader,

My caretaker is taking another trip to some ungodly location, and I would really love to beat him to death.
It would be simple to bang the a-hole over the head with a piece of sturdy Samsonite, and cut off his head.
Why cut off the head?
Because that's how I roll, bitches.
The guy can't afford to fix a washer, but he can afford to travel the planet?
Who's dick is he sucking to pay for these trips, and who's dick do I gotta suck to take a trip myself?

Arthur
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